Has Noah Centineo ever been in a good movie?

  • Published: 23 July 2019
  • besides turkles.




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  • ZONE-51 2
    ZONE-51 2  4 weeks back

    Fuck you

  • Nolan Barnett
    Nolan Barnett  48 minutes back

    The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

    For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

    We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

    • Kylie Baber
      Kylie Baber  3 hours back

      This movie also ignores the fact that women LIKE sex, it’s not just men who want to hook up and leave sometimes. This backwards feminism my guy.

      Also, holy shit the STI’s these guys must have

      • iris p
        iris p  3 hours back

        am i the only who literally didn’t know noah spaghettio was an actor???

        • Volsfan6
          Volsfan6  5 hours back

          I just cringe so much watching this movie

          • Tiger.panther
            Tiger.panther  5 hours back

            Of course danny, you are so much better than danny.
            *wink wink*

            • Baikey Boot
              Baikey Boot  6 hours back

              Honestly, if i look at them seperately, my drum major and Noah look like the same person just one's a twig and the other's a thiccer boi

              • Leila Solis
                Leila Solis  7 hours back


                • Elizabeth Alvary
                  Elizabeth Alvary  9 hours back

                  At least before was like that :
                  1:30 long movie
                  The first 45 minutes everything's ok and lovely , then it all goes down for like 20-30 minutes and come togheter again for the last 15 minutes.
                  But now is just
                  1.30 movie some weird things happening for like an 1.10 then everything falls apart and then for the last 5 minutes everything suddenly is ok but you dont even know why cuz nobody made an effort , nobody apologised or did something they just magically changed and now they are 'good and likeable'

                  • Stephanie Why
                    Stephanie Why  9 hours back

                    “ You are equal “ - aesthetic quirky vsco girl

                    • BP TD
                      BP TD  12 hours back

                      Put a piece of plexiglass over the neon sign.

                      • Jeredan Surgeon
                        Jeredan Surgeon  13 hours back

                        In movie making there's something called a gaffer- their job is to make sure that characters are lit in a flattering way, backgrounds and foregrounds look complete but don't detract from the min scene, and that people don't get that aweful "lit from behind look". The fact that this movie clearly didn't hire one shows exactly how cheap the production was, I mean just going on wiki how and asking how to light a scene would have made the movie look 10x better (10 times better would still be shit... But still)

                        • Lavish Savage
                          Lavish Savage  14 hours back

                          Danny is WAY BETTER stop trying to be like him

                          • GD Gameplayer
                            GD Gameplayer  18 hours back

                            The mom from good luck Charlie is in this

                            • Zaybob
                              Zaybob  23 hours back

                              Didn't his dick pic get leaked?

                              • My weird World
                                My weird World  1 days back

                                The girls were never on a date, (a girl dated James)

                                • My weird World
                                  My weird World  1 days back

                                  I THOUGHT THE SIGN SAID HEY GREG!

                                  • Master NER D
                                    Master NER D  1 days back

                                    I haven’t seen any of his movies, but I’m guessing thee answer to your question is no.

                                    • mystic phantom
                                      mystic phantom  1 days back

                                      Danny is better.

                                      But you're still pretty cool

                                      • The Misunderstood Assassin

                                        Noah Centineo needs to be in better movies.

                                        • nobody special
                                          nobody special  1 days back


                                          • Gamerboy_3000 567
                                            Gamerboy_3000 567  1 days back

                                            I actually like swiped

                                            • Sassy Potato
                                              Sassy Potato  1 days back

                                              Danny’s like pee pee poo poo and drew is like sven

                                              • Jane Juenger
                                                Jane Juenger  1 days back

                                                You are so much better than Danny

                                                • maryam aln
                                                  maryam aln  1 days back

                                                  Noah celery

                                                  • maryam aln
                                                    maryam aln  1 days back

                                                    Noah scented candle

                                                    • Amiya Dobre
                                                      Amiya Dobre  1 days back

                                                      Ur just madddddddddddddddd

                                                      • Joe Schmo
                                                        Joe Schmo  2 days back

                                                        Danny is a douchebag

                                                        • Alex Mooney
                                                          Alex Mooney  2 days back

                                                          Swiped was the shittiest movie I ever seen

                                                          • Alex Mooney
                                                            Alex Mooney  2 days back

                                                            I wanna beat the shit out of that guy

                                                            • CATH JH
                                                              CATH JH  2 days back

                                                              Omfg this guy is hillarious

                                                              • a m y l o m o
                                                                a m y l o m o  2 days back

                                                                noah centinugget has played one good role in his career and that was jesus in the fosters. change my mind.

                                                                • Frida Lindberg
                                                                  Frida Lindberg  2 days back

                                                                  he was actually really good in the tv show The Fosters, and the spin-off Good Trouble

                                                                  • Aina Löyttyjärvi
                                                                    Aina Löyttyjärvi  2 days back

                                                                    I watched the first 2 minutes of swiped and just...

                                                                    • Sean Daily
                                                                      Sean Daily  2 days back

                                                                      Girl from third rock ain't looking so great.

                                                                      • Idk What to put here
                                                                        Idk What to put here  2 days back

                                                                        ZONE-51 2. Fuck you too 👌

                                                                        • Ali Ababwa
                                                                          Ali Ababwa  2 days back

                                                                          I actually liked the movie “to all the boys I’ve ever loved”

                                                                          • SabeFett
                                                                            SabeFett  2 days back

                                                                            Please do a Turkles review!

                                                                            • music011
                                                                              music011  2 days back

                                                                              Lol that wasn’t word, it was the terminal

                                                                              • PhoenixGamer
                                                                                PhoenixGamer  2 days back


                                                                                Why does Danny Gonzalez have two channels?? Can someone please explain?

                                                                                • imfunnyipromise
                                                                                  imfunnyipromise  2 days back

                                                                                  Drew Mocking The Movie: Maybe I’m not like other girls
                                                                                  Me Mocking Drew Mocking The Movie: Maybe I’m a lesbian.
                                                                                  Drew Mocking The Movie: And that’s how you know I’m not like other girls.

                                                                                  • Lily Draws
                                                                                    Lily Draws  2 days back


                                                                                    • TooHeavy
                                                                                      TooHeavy  2 days back

                                                                                      I lokey might have watched the whole thing at 3:00 🤪

                                                                                      • TheRealityOfIt
                                                                                        TheRealityOfIt  2 days back

                                                                                        i love it when danny uploads!

                                                                                        • Chloe Johnston
                                                                                          Chloe Johnston  2 days back

                                                                                          We need an early 2000s Disney channel TV movie review ASAP

                                                                                          • * Flaminki *
                                                                                            * Flaminki *  2 days back

                                                                                            Turkles sounds like the entire movie was made by an AI trying to create a relatable teen story and then had a stroke while wiriting both the title and literally *all of the dialogue*

                                                                                            • Zeus1 Moose
                                                                                              Zeus1 Moose  2 days back

                                                                                              Sierra Burgess is a loser is a good one

                                                                                              • ayo naz
                                                                                                ayo naz  2 days back

                                                                                                great job Danny, u did great on the vid!